Confidential Drug Rehabilitation

Question by ” ? “: if you were a guy and wanted to date my DAUGHTER Would you fill this out?
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied
by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and
current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.

1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________

2. HEIGHT ______________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.____________

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________

4. BOY SCOUT RANK____________________________________________________

5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP __________

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? ______________________________

If No, EXPLAIN ______________________________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married ________________________________

8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _________

Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? _____________________

(If “yes” to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)

9. In 50 words or less, what does “LATE” mean to you? ______________________________

_______________________________________________________________________

10. In 50 words or less, what does “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you?

_______________________________________________________________________

_______________________________________________________________________

11. In 50 words or less, what does “ABSTINENCE” mean to you? ______________________

_______________________________________________________________________

12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend ______________________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? ____

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That
means I won’t tell anyone -ever- I promise.)

a ) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is __________________

b ) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ________________________

c ) A woman’s place is in the _______________________________________________

d ) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _____________________

e ) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is _______________________

(NOTE: If your answer begins with “T” or “A”, discontinue. Leave premises keeping your
head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ____________________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT
TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE,
AND RED HOT POKERS.

________________________________________
Signature (That means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for
processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do
not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your
application is approved, automatic disqualification will result.
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by
two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might
want to watch your back).

Do you still want to date my daughter?

_____ Yes, please accept my application
_____ I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house…

Best answer:

Answer by Gareth14
:O

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by wannaoreo

Question by serendipity b: I have to look for an alcohol rehab in Amesbury, Massachusetts. How do I do this?
I’ve no idea how I’m going to look for an alcohol rehab for my friend.
I’m rarely out of the house, so I’m not really into going out on the
road and trying to find one. Any suggestions?

Best answer:

Answer by mlgable
You look in the yellow pages. Either that or call your docs clinic and ask for a referal to one.

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Question by camila ct: I need to find an alcohol rehab in Apalachin, New York. How will I do this?
My friend’s alcohol consumption has really gotten way out of hand now. I want to help by finding an alcohol rehab for him. How will I do this?

Best answer:

Answer by danna a
You can take your friend to a doctor. That way, the doctor will be able to check up on him and assess his situation. The doctor will be able to know what would be the best treatment program for your friend. He can also give you recommendations. You can also look through the yellow pages or check out the links that I have provided below. Good luck to you and your friend! May he get well soon.

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by wstera2

Question by Yak Rider: This man is being described as the “poster boy” for Arizona’s new immigration law, would you agree?
Deported 9 times since 1989, convicted- armed robbery, drug dealing, sex offenses, 30 aliases…. is this an example of what Arizona’s governor is trying to stop because the feds won’t?

by CHRIS INGALLS / KING 5 News
KING5.com
Posted on May 21, 2010 at 8:16 PM
Updated yesterday at 6:22 PM

EDMONDS, Wash. – The KING 5 Investigators have learned that an illegal immigrant accused of raping a woman in Edmonds Sunday has been deported nine times. That’s much more than previously reported.

Immigrations and Customs Enforcement won’t comment on the case of Jose Lopez Madrigal. But KING 5 got the information through confidential sources and documents.

Larry Klein was the man who heard the alleged victim’s cries for help. Police say the suspect pulled the woman off the street to a dumpster and raped her.

“I could see the back of his head. I could see his pants were down. I could see her lying on the ground. I could hear her crying, but I couldn’t really see her face,” said Klein.

Klein called police, who quickly arrested the suspect. But learning his identity took much longer because of some 30 aliases. It was only through fingerprints that they identified him as Madrigal, a Mexican citizen.

Madrigal’s arrest and immigration record includes a staggering number of contacts with law enforcement since 1989. That’s the year he was convicted of theft using a firearm in California.

He was deported a couple of times after that. Then in 1999, he was arrested for drug sales in both San Diego and San Francisco. Records show that he was deported three times that year between April and August.

He was arrested for drugs again in Stockton, Calif. in 2000. In 2002, he pleaded to third degree sexual assault in Denver. Later that year, he was deported again. And in 2003, records show he was deported three more times.

People who live near the scene of Sunday’s alleged rape wonder how it could keep happening.

“Makes you wonder, what are we doing wrong? How is he getting back in here?” said Kirby Aumick.

“It’s troubling. I mean, if this man should not have been in this country, he should have been behind bars then, really, this is a senseless tragedy,” said Klein.

According to our sources, Madrigal’s last contact before Sunday was around 2003. So, it’s not clear how much of that time Madrigal was in this country.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement has refused to comment on the case which started making national headlines when it was learned that Madrigal had been deported several times prior to the Edmonds case.

In reviewing records and talking with confidential sources, the KING 5 Investigators learned just how extensive Madrigal’s immigration and arrest record is.

They found he was first deported in California in 1989 and since then he’s returned from his Mexican homeland and been arrested for drug crimes, a sex assault in Colorado and other offenses.

One criminal justice source says Madrigal is a “poster boy” for the federal governments ineffectiveness at keeping the most serious “criminal aliens” – illegals who commit crimes – out of the United States.

Best answer:

Answer by Kize
Yes, and this is becoming more and more the story. This is exactly why we need the laws enforced on illegal aliens.

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by Matt Blaze

Question by Yak Rider: Is this an example of the total ineffectiveness of the federal government’s ability to secure the US borders?
Deported 9 times since 1989, convicted- armed robbery, drug dealing, sex offenses, 30 aliases…. is this an example of what Arizona’s governor is trying to stop because the feds won’t?

by CHRIS INGALLS / KING 5 News
KING5.com
Posted on May 21, 2010 at 8:16 PM
Updated yesterday at 6:22 PM

EDMONDS, Wash. – The KING 5 Investigators have learned that an illegal immigrant accused of raping a woman in Edmonds Sunday has been deported nine times. That’s much more than previously reported.

Immigrations and Customs Enforcement won’t comment on the case of Jose Lopez Madrigal. But KING 5 got the information through confidential sources and documents.

Larry Klein was the man who heard the alleged victim’s cries for help. Police say the suspect pulled the woman off the street to a dumpster and raped her.

“I could see the back of his head. I could see his pants were down. I could see her lying on the ground. I could hear her crying, but I couldn’t really see her face,” said Klein.

Klein called police, who quickly arrested the suspect. But learning his identity took much longer because of some 30 aliases. It was only through fingerprints that they identified him as Madrigal, a Mexican citizen.

Madrigal’s arrest and immigration record includes a staggering number of contacts with law enforcement since 1989. That’s the year he was convicted of theft using a firearm in California.

He was deported a couple of times after that. Then in 1999, he was arrested for drug sales in both San Diego and San Francisco. Records show that he was deported three times that year between April and August.

He was arrested for drugs again in Stockton, Calif. in 2000. In 2002, he pleaded to third degree sexual assault in Denver. Later that year, he was deported again. And in 2003, records show he was deported three more times.

People who live near the scene of Sunday’s alleged rape wonder how it could keep happening.

“Makes you wonder, what are we doing wrong? How is he getting back in here?” said Kirby Aumick.

“It’s troubling. I mean, if this man should not have been in this country, he should have been behind bars then, really, this is a senseless tragedy,” said Klein.

According to our sources, Madrigal’s last contact before Sunday was around 2003. So, it’s not clear how much of that time Madrigal was in this country.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement has refused to comment on the case which started making national headlines when it was learned that Madrigal had been deported several times prior to the Edmonds case.

In reviewing records and talking with confidential sources, the KING 5 Investigators learned just how extensive Madrigal’s immigration and arrest record is.

They found he was first deported in California in 1989 and since then he’s returned from his Mexican homeland and been arrested for drug crimes, a sex assault in Colorado and other offenses.

One criminal justice source says Madrigal is a “poster boy” for the federal governments ineffectiveness at keeping the most serious “criminal aliens” – illegals who commit crimes – out of the United States.

Best answer:

Answer by mike_alegend
Another Fine job done by our liberal administration.

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Just so you are aware off the bat, this girl has some major psychological problems she’s trying to deal with. In fact, she attempted suicide recently. This might not even the best place to ask about such a serious situation, but I’m gathering all the input I can. I will be talking to a counselor in-person soon about this same story.

She’s very unstable and lacks willpower. She started drinking in her teens and became an addict. She has been attending AA for about six months, stopped drinking for a while but got right back into it because she would hang out at bars surrounded by alcohol. She also did various drugs in college, mostly by IV, though tells me she hasn’t been using them for two years. I don’t want to be too trusting … I don’t know for sure that she’s been off drugs since.

We were best of friends at a very young age. We’ve reunited online after losing contact many years ago when her family moved away (she still lives far away, we are in communication via phone and online). Very recently she had told me about how good I made her feel and both of us have a lot of fun talking to each other. She wanted to move forward into a long-distance relationship. I’ve been willing to give it a chance, and at the same time been aware of the problems she’s had and continues to deal with.

Back to the suicide … she never told me she was going to. In fact my conversation with her the same day she attempted it, she was laughing while I was on the phone with her. It was a rather upbeat, positive conversation and never saw a suicide attempt coming that same day. I believe her reasoning has to do with how she recently lost her job that she just got. She lost it because she was in a fight with her boss’s daughter (who works at the same place) a few days beforehand. The fight happened because (surprise) they were drunk.

I don’t approve of the drinking whatsoever, or the drugs she once used, or any of the trouble she gets into. I would love to see this relationship work out without jeopardizing my own life. She can be a fun, sweet girl around me and when she isn’t tempted to drink.

Chances are half the reason she wanted this relationship is because I’m the kind of guy that would lead someone into a “clean” lifestyle. I don’t drink at all. I never tried drugs. I never picked a fight with anyone and am always optimistic. I’m afraid she wanted this relationship as an escape route from her current life.

How do I explain to her my thoughts on her terrible habits? Should I just go back to just staying as friends with her while she possibly lives single for the rest of her life (or ends up with some whack-job of a guy)?

Thanks, and sorry for the wordy question. :)

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Please do not tell me what i should have done to remain a virgin… I know good and well .i lost my virginity it at 14 1/2 after sept 11 to be exact… lot of things contributed… bad advice, fear of the world ending and it not being something i experienced, and low self-esteem. later i lost both of my parents a year apart of each other.

I try to stop but i do it for the false companionship…. sometimes i try to keep one partner to cut down on the numbers but i lose interest quick and find another. I have been hurt by many of them and only 5 meant anything to me. I do it to releave stress but i do get depressed and regret it but i cant seem to say no.. i day dream about sex and notice that one of the first things i do when i meet a guy is judge on how good it would feel to be with them sexually.

I’ve had only 2 longterm relationships… and very faithful but when im not in a relationship i cant control myself
* telling myself it isnt right.. i am worth more … etc. does not work trust i am about to be an insurance agent. Im an orphan who takes care of my younger sis and her daughter and live in a townhouse. get paid nicely. am very beautiful and talented. But i cannot control my impulse to have sex! and i wanna stress impulse because i really think that i do it just to do it. I wanna be loved having no parents leaves a big emotional gap and i wanna fill it but how can i do that if i cant resist sleeping with someone before i get them to really know me. I again wanna say i dont think i have low self esteem i just really cant say no to sexual situations and i sometimes create them… I should get help right? am i alone?
* My parents know i was not a virgin i told them.. we were very close yes they wer disappointed. but bottomline was they were there for me. IMy father did tell me that i need to be careful that a sexual addiction runs in the family( i actually have an uncle with 26 kids/ 6 being from his current wife) could this be what is happening. is this a part of my heritage or did his words subconsciously stay in my mind and trigger this behaviour
lmao not a fear of the world ending! when i lost it.. that was one of the reasons .. seems dumb but i was still a child:(

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Just so you are aware off the bat, this girl has some major psychological problems she’s trying to deal with. In fact, she attempted suicide recently. This might not even the best place to ask about such a serious situation, but I’m gathering all the input I can. I will be talking to a counselor in-person soon about this same story.

She’s very unstable and lacks willpower. She started drinking in her teens and became an addict. She has been attending AA for about six months, stopped drinking for a while but got right back into it because she would hang out at bars surrounded by alcohol. She also did various drugs in college, mostly by IV, though tells me she hasn’t been using them for two years. I don’t want to be too trusting … I don’t know for sure that she’s been off drugs since.

We were best of friends at a very young age. We’ve reunited online after losing contact many years ago when her family moved away (she still lives far away, we are in communication via phone and online). Very recently she had told me about how good I made her feel and both of us have a lot of fun talking to each other. She wanted to move forward into a long-distance relationship. I’ve been willing to give it a chance, and at the same time been aware of the problems she’s had and continues to deal with.

Back to the suicide … she never told me she was going to. In fact my conversation with her the same day she attempted it, she was laughing while I was on the phone with her. It was a rather upbeat, positive conversation and never saw a suicide attempt coming that same day. I believe her reasoning has to do with how she recently lost her job that she just got. She lost it because she was in a fight with her boss’s daughter (who works at the same place) a few days beforehand. The fight happened because (surprise) they were drunk.

I don’t approve of the drinking whatsoever, or the drugs she once used, or any of the trouble she gets into. I would love to see this relationship work out without jeopardizing my own life. She can be a fun, sweet girl around me and when she isn’t tempted to drink.

Chances are half the reason she wanted this relationship is because I’m the kind of guy that would lead someone into a “clean” lifestyle. I don’t drink at all. I never tried drugs. I never picked a fight with anyone and am always optimistic. I’m afraid she wanted this relationship as an escape route from her current life.

How do I explain to her my thoughts on her terrible habits? Should I just go back to just staying as friends with her while she possibly lives single for the rest of her life (or ends up with some whack-job of a guy)?

Thanks, and sorry for the wordy question. :)

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My husband was admitted to a rehab facility 60 miles away from me on Friday after walking to his unioon representative and telling them he had a problem. I had no idea but he had been taking xanax that was prescribed by a doctor since august, was taking them before that by getting them off the streets and has been on prescription pain killers (i knew that) for about a year but he runs out about 2 weeks early and gets them off the street. He has had an emtional relationship with another woman for the last 2 months through text messaging… all kinds of stuff is coming out now that he is there. I am going to an al-anon meeting locally on thursday but am having a really hard time finding support for people with family members who are abusing narcotic prescription drugs. Does anyone know of any online resources?? I live in Indiana…

we have a 2.5 year old and she asks me every night to send her daddy in there to tell her good night. THis is so hard… I am lost and dont know what to do. Our christmas tree is up in the attic so someone is supposed to be coming over to get it down but its going to be hard putting it up without him. Thats his favorite part… He will be gone for a month

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My husband was admitted to a rehab facility 60 miles away from me on Friday after walking to his unioon representative and telling them he had a problem. I had no idea but he had been taking xanax that was prescribed by a doctor since august, was taking them before that by getting them off the streets and has been on prescription pain killers (i knew that) for about a year but he runs out about 2 weeks early and gets them off the street. He has had an emtional relationship with another woman for the last 2 months through text messaging… all kinds of stuff is coming out now that he is there. I am going to an al-anon meeting locally on thursday but am having a really hard time finding support for people with family members who are abusing narcotic prescription drugs. Does anyone know of any online resources?? I live in Indiana…

we have a 2.5 year old and she asks me every night to send her daddy in there to tell her good night. THis is so hard… I am lost and dont know what to do. Our christmas tree is up in the attic so someone is supposed to be coming over to get it down but its going to be hard putting it up without him. Thats his favorite part… He will be gone for a month

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